This post was last updated on April 8th, 2014 at 05:07 pm
Here is the Top 10 Countdown..
Of Stories you tell your buddies About the Massive Trout you Caught
#1) That fish was so frieking huge, that when I took a picture of it, My camera started smoking due to an overloaded memory card.
#2) I caught a fish the other day that was such a giant bohemoth, that when he finally came to the surface, I thought I was watching an old episode of flipper.
#3) You guys should have seen it.. The smallest spots on this brown trout were so huge, I actually thought One of them might open up and envelop the earth like a black hole on star trek.
#4) On my way back to the boat launch, I actually had to store my boat IN the fish to get back.
#5) As I was floating down the river yesterday.. I thought my boat got stuck on the bottom of the river, turns out it was a fish pushing the boat out of its way so it could eat my fly.
#6) I hooked a trout the other day that was such a blatant river pig, that its shadow weighed close to ten pounds!
#7) On my way back from the trout stream yesterday a group of anti-whaling protesters had gathered on my front lawn. They assumed the brown I caught was actually some type of porpoise.
#8) Speaking of porpoises.. I drove by a daycare on my way back from the river. All the kids hit the ground in tears. They thought It was “shamoo” hanging out of my boat.
#9) After wall street heard about that trout I hooked yesterday, the commodity price of fish tanked to an all time low. Turns out I crashed the market due to a surplus of fish meat.
#10) I knew that fish I pulled in looked familiar, I had seen him last year on the hit show “the biggest loser”, he got kicked off because he was beyond the help of the personal trainers.